Half a banana and three slices of ham


At this moment

all i have are…

Some cigarettes…exercise…a little bit of faith…

and even less

hope…

two pairs of jeans…two pairs of shoes (one of them

trainers)…

three T-shirts…three shirts (one of them a bit long in

the tooth)…

a sparse array of bathroom products…two jackets…

something to play music on…some reading material…a watch…

a ring…assorted ex-girlfriends…many ex-cats…a borrowed cat (and dog

and

bedroom)…

a flat in the offing (as well as a life)…some bread and cereal…

a laptop computer

(borrowed and due back tomorrow)…

an itchy chest…someone else’s clothes in the washing machine…utter fatigue…

no children…

another watch (currently misplaced)…one expensive cologne…

and

several

cheap

ones…

half a banana…three slices of ham…a desk-top computer (which cuts out

at random

intervals)…

some idea of how heads work…

absolutely NO idea of how MINE works…

a couple of biscuits…

two cans of baked beans…and…some tabasco sauce…

some outrageous memories…

(limited)…

a negative bank balance (since the age of

sixteen)…

and a lighter…

one parent (currently jolly sick)…and a half-baked goatee beard

(with added grey

accessories)…

questionable hygiene…or drive…or ambition…

All those in favour…

please

say

‘Aye’

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3 Responses to “Half a banana and three slices of ham”

  1. “Aye”

  2. i think the “ayes” have it!

  3. aye love xxx

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